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Erling Haaland at Manchester City — goals, records, match reports, and analysis of the Norwegian striker's extraordinary goal-scoring exploits at the Etihad. Follow every strike on Not Really Here.
Forever Blue: Haaland Commits His Heart and Career to Manchester City
Erling Haaland’s incredible journey with Manchester City has taken another powerful turn — and this time, it’s personal. According to his agent, Rafaela Pimenta, the Norwegian superstar has made it clear: he hasn’t just signed a contract. He’s married to the club.
14 May 2025
Vitor Reis: La Liga survival course and the lessons that could shape his City return
Vitor Reis reflects on a season of La Liga experience at Girona, learning from Rúben Dias and Erling Haaland, and returning to a City squad with a clear pathway to minutes.
24 July 2026
Haaland Wants KDB Last Wembley Dance
After that nasty ankle knock he picked up against Bournemouth way back in March – felt like a lifetime ago, didn't it? – Erling Haaland finally made his return to the pitch against Southampton. A frustrating 0-0 draw it was, but seeing that blonde barnet back on the turf was a sight for sore eyes.
16 May 2025
City Storm Past Juve as Haaland Reaches Career Milestone
Manchester City delivered their most convincing display of the tournament so far, dismantling Juventus 5-2 while Erling Haaland notched his 300th professional goal.
27 June 2025
It's Bullshit Season: Mourinho gives green light for Haaland to Real Madrid
Jose Mourinho has reportedly given the green light for Real Madrid to pursue Erling Haaland, but only if Vinicius Junior leaves the Bernabeu first.
7 July 2026 Haaland sends Norway through as Brazil await in last-16
Erling Haaland's late winner sends Norway into the World Cup last-16 for the first time, setting up a clash with Brazil in Dallas.
30 June 2026