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Erling Haaland at Manchester City — goals, records, match reports, and analysis of the Norwegian striker's extraordinary goal-scoring exploits at the Etihad. Follow every strike on Not Really Here.

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Ten-Man City Beat United As Haaland Rewrites Derby Record Books

City beat Manchester United 1-0 despite Phil Foden's 23rd-minute red card, as Erling Haaland's VAR-approved goal made him the Premier League's leading Manchester derby scorer.

15 September 2026
Enzo Maresca
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Maresca's Derby Masterclass Shows Why City Were Right to Wait

Manchester City's 1-0 derby win at Old Trafford, sealed by Erling Haaland after Phil Foden's red card, shows why Enzo Maresca was worth the wait.

15 September 2026
Gianluigi Donnarumma
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Donnarumma the Wolf: How City's Keeper Silenced Old Trafford

Gianluigi Donnarumma's 95th-minute save preserved City's 1-0 derby win at Old Trafford, prompting Erling Haaland to hail his goalkeeper as a 'wolf' and a 'match-winner'.

14 September 2026
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Premier League Explains Why Haaland's Goal Stood After VAR Drama

Premier League Match Centre clarifies why Erling Haaland's goal was awarded after VAR review, as City battle to a win despite Phil Foden's red card.

14 September 2026
Illiman Ndiaye
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Iliman Ndiaye's Half-Time Introduction Proves Decisive as Ten-Man Manchester City Win at Old Trafford

Iliman Ndiaye's half-time introduction transformed ten-man Manchester City, whose 1-0 win at Old Trafford was built on his nine possession recoveries and a decisive role in Erling...

14 September 2026
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Ten-Man City Win at Old Trafford as Haaland Haunts United Again

Manchester City won 1-0 at Old Trafford despite Phil Foden's 23rd-minute red card. Erling Haaland's controversial goal sealed the points as United failed to capitalise on their...

13 September 2026
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Anderson Handed Derby Debut as City Chase Fifth Straight Win at Old Trafford

Elliot Anderson makes his Manchester derby debut as City look to make it five wins from five at Old Trafford, with Doku still absent and O'Reilly back on the bench.

13 September 2026
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Haaland's header threat gives City derby edge at Old Trafford

Erling Haaland's five goals in three games and his record of eight in ten derbies make him City's key weapon at Old Trafford today.

13 September 2026
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Match Previews

Three things to watch as Manchester City head to Old Trafford for derby day

Manchester City face Manchester United at Old Trafford on Sunday with Erling Haaland in form and Nico O'Reilly set to return, while United's defensive record offers encouragement.

11 September 2026
Enzo Maresca
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Man City vs Man United: Maresca's First Real Test, Predicted Lineup and Derby Preview

City sit top of the table and have won their opening three league games, but Maresca's first Manchester derby at Old Trafford represents a genuine test.

11 September 2026
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Man City Eye Old Trafford Raid as Haaland Targets United's Soft Centre

Manchester City travel to Old Trafford off the back of a confidence-boosting win in Porto, with Erling Haaland ready to exploit United's frail defence.

11 September 2026
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More BS Haaland Rumours

Another Haaland-to-Barcelona rumour has surfaced, but City's succession planning and the striker's form suggest there's little to worry about.

10 September 2026
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Haaland's Brace Sinks Porto as City's No.9 Closes In on History

Erling Haaland scored twice as Manchester City won 2-0 at FC Porto in their Champions League opener. The brace took him to third on City's all-time scoring list.

10 September 2026
Ruben Dias
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Haaland, Dias and a derby that ignores the form book: City's week ahead

City's 2-0 win in Porto was a fine start to Maresca's Champions League campaign, but the real test comes at Old Trafford.

9 September 2026
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Haaland double eases City to winning start in Champions League

Erling Haaland's double gave Manchester City a 2-0 win at Porto in their Champions League opener under Enzo Maresca, a confident start to life after Pep Guardiola.

9 September 2026
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Fernandez Makes Haaland His Personal Project After First Assist

Enzo Fernandez says he will always look for Erling Haaland on the pitch after creating the striker's opener in City's 2-0 win at Porto.

9 September 2026