A quiet afternoon was never going to last

There was a moment, not so long ago, when Erling Haaland's silence felt like a story in itself. A subdued display against Bournemouth on opening day, where City needed late goals from Marc Guehi and Josko Gvardiol to salvage a comeback, had some reaching for the familiar refrain: is the Norwegian finally slowing down?

It took him all of one match to provide the answer.

Player Ratings v Crystal Palace

Season averages
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1
Gianluigi Donnarumma
6
Marc Guéhi
8.0 avg · 1 rating
3
Rúben Dias
8.0 avg · 1 rating
24
Josko Gvardiol
8.0 avg · 1 rating
45
Abdukodir Khusanov
7.0 avg · 1 rating
10
Rayan Cherki
10.0 avg · 1 rating
5
Elliot Anderson
9.0 avg · 1 rating
33
Nico O'Reilly
7.0 avg · 1 rating
9
Erling Haaland
9.0 avg · 1 rating
42
Antoine Semenyo
9.0 avg · 1 rating
47
Phil Foden
9.0 avg · 1 rating
82
Rico Lewis (Sub)
21
Rayan Aït-Nouri (Sub)
28
Gerónimo Rulli (Sub)
32
Ayyoub Bouaddi (Sub)
8.0 avg · 1 rating
22
Vitor Reis (Sub)
30
Claudio Echeverri (Sub)
8
Mateo Kovacic (Sub)
56
Ryan McAidoo (Sub)
61
Kaden Braithwaite (Sub)

Against Crystal Palace, Haaland rose highest to meet Semenyo's left-wing cross and power a header past Dean Henderson. The goalkeeper was left helpless, the net rippled, and City had the lead. The new streamlined haircut he debuted before the clash may have been fresh, but the movement and positioning that have defined his time at the Etihad remain as sharp as ever.

At 26, Haaland continues to defy the notion that any defence can keep him quiet for long. His timing to track the trajectory of Semenyo's delivery was immaculate, a reminder that his goalscoring is about far more than brute force.

The numbers, as ever, do the talking. Since joining City, Haaland has scored 30 or more goals in every single season. Across four full campaigns, he has passed the 160-goal mark for the club. With a long-term contract already secured, those figures are only expected to climb.

For a player whose every quiet afternoon is treated as a crisis, this was a typically emphatic response. The haircut may change, but the output does not.